Good Vibes!!!

So… I have a “friend” that asked if I could help with something.

 

She had something called an OhMiBod.  It’s a …. um… it’s a vibrator.

HAHAHAHA

Super mature.  Anyway.  She has this thing called an OhMiBod Club Vibe.  It’s supposed to vibrate to your music  Looks like this.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Pervert

Dude really?  ANYWAY!

So apparently she prefers to crank her music from her phone to said vibe.  But apparently this thing is when you crank the volume, the primary function of this thing (vibrating to the music) all but disappears and it’s just “on.”  So I was asked to fix it.

I bet you fixed it.  Haha

Don’t you have somewhere to be?

So.  I decided to see if I could knock back the levels on the audio.  I remembered a tutorial I saw once on how to make an attenuator for video to create a safety track on one of the channels.

Really?  Safety Dance?

So I built out a quick little voltage divider.  Started with a 150 ohm and a 1k ohm.  It helped but it got better once I went down to a 150 ohm and a 220 ohm.

Hehe

*sigh*

So I tested everything out using the breadboard and alligator clips.

Nipple clips..

DUDE!

So now it’s time to tighten everything up

….

NO!  Before this guy completely implodes here.

I took a dead marker out of the craft bin and cut it apart.  Put a piece on each side of the attenuator and soldered it up and have a male and a female 3.5mm jack on each side.

Shut it…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Once it was all soldered up, I hot glued the pieces together and wrapped some tape around the one end to give the shrink wrap something to hold on to.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Now lets throw some shrink tube on it and make it nice and neat.

So I gave it to her and from what I “hear” it’s getting the job done.

And I’m the perv… 

So in all seriousness.  This was actually interesting.  I have never hacked part of someone’s sex life before but this was interesting.  Not my normal stuff, but hey, glad I could help.

You lended a helping hand..

I’m done.

PS.  Is a hackgasm a thing?